Barnyard Champion Pillows

"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Farm Humor.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Moo! OOM!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Ham-Dram

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Your barn door's open.'

It was an impulse buy.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Is it slop yet?'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"We need less cowbell!"

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Farm Humor.

Sheep Ballast

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."