Barnyard Fan Pillows

...Five...six...seven...oh man! I can't help myself.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Moo! OOM!

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"be-be-be-be"

'No. I insist. You first.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Sheep Ballast

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Psst! Stay in character!

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Cow being clamped for milk.

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

Oh you baad bad girl!

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'