Barnyard Chief T-Shirts

Who are you?

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Farm Humor.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Cow Blue Arrows

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Cock A Doodle

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

It was an impulse buy.

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'This is my mom and dad.'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Scrooge McCow

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

Sheep

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

Playing game on Cow.

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint