Barnyard Manager T-Shirts

I'd appreciate it if you followed my lead!

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Farm Humor.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Cock A Doodle

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'This is my mom and dad.'

It was an impulse buy.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Who are you?

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'With all the time you spend in the red, maybe you should change the name of this place to Chapter 11 Vineyards.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."