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'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'True, you work like a horse, but I bring home the bacon!'

Farmer tries to plug his lawn mower into a pig.

'I'm sorry, Elaine, it's this darn economy. I just don't feel contented anymore.'

'Why of course I'm not teaching you how to milk so you'll do it while I sit around.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Rat flap.

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

A Cow Striptease

Mother Clucker

"Have you watered the horse?"

The sky

Restroom For Cows

"Ok, ok. I just can't figure it out. How did old MacDonald know that we were gonna get in the grain shed? If I didn't know better I'd say someone squealed."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Happy Families

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

Barnyard Bullying: "Fat lops - web feet! Ugliest bird on the street!..."

"I swear, he's my half brother: he's a mule you see..."

Oh you baad bad girl!

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Dedication to excellence....

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."