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'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Cow Show Tunes

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Cock A Doodle

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Ham-Dram

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'No. I insist. You first.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"be-be-be-be"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

Cow being clamped for milk.

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'