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You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Christmas Cow.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

"be-be-be-be"

'No. I insist. You first.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Cow being clamped for milk.

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Psst! Stay in character!

Ewe are here.

"You turned all night long!"

'I know you've heard about how we roosters get around, but believe me, I'm a one-chicken guy.'

"I hate to say I told you so!"

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

'Of course we can talk about your milking me...as soon as we've been properly introduced.'

Table Dancing Hits the Heartland...

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

Chickens.

COWS: Cow on Santa's lap

The Mud is a terrible thing to waste.

'I'm not sure what's in that trough, but it's making my first and third stomach turn.'

'Decisions, decisions, decisions.'

"Yes, we had the same father, a holstein. We are half-steins."

'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'