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You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Christmas Cow.

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'What's that smell?'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"be-be-be-be"

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'No. I insist. You first.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Psst! Stay in character!

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

Cow being clamped for milk.

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"You turned all night long!"

Ewe are here.

"I hate to say I told you so!"

'I know you've heard about how we roosters get around, but believe me, I'm a one-chicken guy.'

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

'Of course we can talk about your milking me...as soon as we've been properly introduced.'

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

Chickens.

Table Dancing Hits the Heartland...

COWS: Cow on Santa's lap

The Mud is a terrible thing to waste.

'I'm not sure what's in that trough, but it's making my first and third stomach turn.'

'Decisions, decisions, decisions.'

"Yes, we had the same father, a holstein. We are half-steins."

'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'