Barnyard Band Enthusiast Gifts

'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Cow Show Tunes

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Cock A Doodle

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

A Cow Striptease

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Ham-Dram

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"be-be-be-be"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'No. I insist. You first.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

A frightened woman running from a cow.

Oh you baad bad girl!

Cow being clamped for milk.