Barnyard Enthusiasts Gifts

Billiards and cocks

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

Rooster with a comb followed by rooster with a brush

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Dedication to excellence....

A Cow Striptease

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Sheep

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'Tender and Juicy.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Oh you baad bad girl!

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

A frightened woman running from a cow.