Barn Enthusiast Gifts

Growing up/growing out.

The Attorney Barn

'Obesity is epidemic, thank heaven.'

'Well, I can see ADVANTAGES in this kind of barn, and I can see DISADVANTAGES.'

'Do you know a good way to stop a horse from chewing wood?'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Ever eat a bird?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.