Barn Living Aficionados Gifts

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Down On the Farm

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Abandon Sheep.'

'It's got all the original features.'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Fried Chicken.

Cow being clamped for milk.

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

Oh you baad bad girl!

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'