Barn Life Enjoyer Gifts

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

And if you help drive the herd all the way to Kansas City, you get to keep one steer for yourself! The first stock option.

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Down On the Farm

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Abandon Sheep.'

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Fried Chicken.

Oh you baad bad girl!