Barn Life Lover Gifts

'So help me Francine, if he doesn't warm his hands this time, there'll be trouble!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

Lamb Noise.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Lasso

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Ranch Dressing

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"I can't afford to feed you."

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Down On the Farm

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Maternity ward on the farm.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

COW. JUST COW.

'I love you guys!'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"I stink... therefore, I am."

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

"The only downside to free-range is I can't get a Wi-Fi signal out here."

'Abandon Sheep.'

The Assistant

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

Fried Chicken.