Barnyard Lover Gifts

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow Show Tunes

"Ever eat a bird?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'This is my mom and dad.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Christmas Cow.

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'No. I insist. You first.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Sheep

'Tender and Juicy.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Oh you baad bad girl!