Barnyard Chic Lovers Gifts

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow Show Tunes

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Christmas Cow.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'No. I insist. You first.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Sheep

'Tender and Juicy.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''