Barnyard Buddies Gifts

Farmer Takes Roll Call

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Dedication to excellence....

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

A Cow Striptease

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Sheep

'Tender and Juicy.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Oh you baad bad girl!

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'