Barnyard Buddies T-Shirts

Farmer Takes Roll Call

Cow Pinatas

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Dedication to excellence....

A Cow Striptease

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'This is my mom and dad.'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Sheep

'Tender and Juicy.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Oh you baad bad girl!