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"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Dedication to excellence....

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

A Cow Striptease

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Sheep

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"be-be-be-be"

'Tender and Juicy.'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Psst! Stay in character!

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

Cow being clamped for milk.

Oh you baad bad girl!