Barnyard Beauty Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Be honest. Do I have ugly feet?'

Cow Pinatas

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Dedication to excellence....

A Cow Striptease

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'No. I insist. You first.'

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Cow being clamped for milk.

Oh you baad bad girl!

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

Psst! Stay in character!

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

Farmer tries to plug his lawn mower into a pig.

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."