Barn Buddy Gifts

Lasso

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Hole in one!!!!'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Ever eat a bird?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

'I found him on the internet.'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

A giant glass of red wine

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Will I lose my hare?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'