Barnyard Buddy Gifts

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'We decided we wanted these back.'

'The worst thing about leaving stuff on the farm is that...

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'Tender and Juicy.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"I'm just a piece of meat to you!"

"Being a runt has a plus-side: the farmer's daughter treats me as a pet rather than future bacon..."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Sheep

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Dedication to excellence....

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

A Cow Striptease

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Lasso

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Scrooge McCow

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."