Barnyard Banter Lover Gifts

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Christmas Cow.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Tender and Juicy.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Sheep

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Cow being clamped for milk.

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

Ewe are here.

"You turned all night long!"

'I know you've heard about how we roosters get around, but believe me, I'm a one-chicken guy.'

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

'MILK ME!'

'Of course we can talk about your milking me...as soon as we've been properly introduced.'

"Now, that's really weird: The farmer's kids have a rubber duck in their bath!"