Barnyard Banter Lover Gifts

"I've taken up a new hobby, I'm into racing pigeons."

"Don't look now, …. It's the other white meat."

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'This is my mom and dad.'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Christmas Cow.

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Tender and Juicy.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Sheep

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

Cow being clamped for milk.

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

"I said I think I pulled a hamstring."

'I know you've heard about how we roosters get around, but believe me, I'm a one-chicken guy.'

Ewe are here.

"You turned all night long!"

'MILK ME!'