Barn Buddies Gifts

'We're going to be stuck together in the barn over the whole of winter: Can we please get along?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dogs

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Ever eat a bird?"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

A giant glass of red wine

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

'Tender and Juicy.'