Barn Life Enjoyer Prints

The Three Little Pigs said 'Go around us!' But Rex The Wonderhorse replied 'NAY!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Ever eat a bird?"

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

Down On the Farm

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Abandon Sheep.'

'Those Texas Longhorns are sure good mothers, Doc.'

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Fried Chicken.

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."