Barn Enthusiasts Prints

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

A Cow Striptease

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A day in the life of a dog.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'You can stop worrying about your husband Mrs.Dellrow...He's going to be fine,now that we have him in a stable condition.'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"I think he's lost."

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"