Barnyard Fun Gifts

Dedication to excellence....

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Cow Pinatas

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

A Cow Striptease

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'This is my mom and dad.'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'What's that smell?'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

Oh you baad bad girl!

"I bet you couldn't eat three."