Barnyard Life Gifts

"He still gets up early but then starts checking messages."

Barnyard Bullying: "Fat lops - web feet! Ugliest bird on the street!..."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Cock A Doodle

Dedication to excellence....

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

A Cow Striptease

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'This is my mom and dad.'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'What's that smell?'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Abandon Sheep.'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint