Barnyard Life Gifts

"He still gets up early but then starts checking messages."

Barnyard Bullying: "Fat lops - web feet! Ugliest bird on the street!..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cock A Doodle

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Dedication to excellence....

A Cow Striptease

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Sheep

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Abandon Sheep.'

Farm Humor.

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Oh you baad bad girl!