Barnyard Shenanigans Gifts

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Cow Pinatas

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Dedication to excellence....

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Sick Rancher Humor

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

A Cow Striptease

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'What's that smell?'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Cow being clamped for milk.

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

Oh you baad bad girl!

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

'Cold hands, warm heart,' my ass, thought Bessie.