Barnyard Band Fans Gifts

"be-be-be-be"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Cow Pinatas

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Cow Show Tunes

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Moo! OOM!

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

'What's that smell?'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Sheep Ballast

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

Oh you baad bad girl!

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'