Barnyard Believer T-Shirts

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

Angelic cow.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Cock A Doodle

"They’re real."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

A Cow Striptease

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'This is my mom and dad.'

Scrooge McCow