Barnyard Adventurer T-Shirts

A frightened woman running from a cow.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Cock A Doodle

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

A Cow Striptease

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'This is my mom and dad.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Tender and Juicy.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'