Barnyard Adventurer Mugs

A frightened woman running from a cow.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Cow Blue Arrows

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Cock A Doodle

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"I always knew you'd come back."

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Sheep

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Tender and Juicy.'

Farm Humor.