Barnyard Explorer Mugs

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

It might not be a hard job, but it's a stressful one: Everybody notices when you mess up...'

"Mum, Mum, I've found some pretty rocks for you to ingest..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow Blue Arrows

Cock A Doodle

"They’re real."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"I always knew you'd come back."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"