Barnyard Explorer T-Shirts

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

It might not be a hard job, but it's a stressful one: Everybody notices when you mess up...'

"Mum, Mum, I've found some pretty rocks for you to ingest..."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow Blue Arrows

Cock A Doodle

"They’re real."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"I always knew you'd come back."

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

A Cow Striptease

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'This is my mom and dad.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'