Barnyard Fun Seeker Mugs

'He's my lawyer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cock A Doodle

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Dedication to excellence....

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

A Cow Striptease

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Tender and Juicy.'

Sheep

A cow's bedside table.

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

A frightened woman running from a cow.

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

Oh you baad bad girl!