Barnyard Fun Seeker Pillows

'He's my lawyer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Cock A Doodle

Dedication to excellence....

"I always knew you'd come back."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'This is my mom and dad.'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

A cow's bedside table.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Sheep

'Tender and Juicy.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

A frightened woman running from a cow.

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

Oh you baad bad girl!