Barnyard Play Enthusiast Pillows

Psst! Stay in character!

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Cow Pinatas

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Cow Show Tunes

Dedication to excellence....

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'No. I insist. You first.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'

A frightened woman running from a cow.

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'I'd like to speak to the slop steward.'

"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''

Oh you baad bad girl!

Cow being clamped for milk.

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

Chicken eating jelly beans and laying multi-coloured eggs.

'The main difference between small animal surgery and large animal surgery...'

'To be perfectly honest, I hate my job: I'm not really a morning person...'

Farmer tries to plug his lawn mower into a pig.