Barnyard Laugh Enthusiast Pillows

''Bad pig!' 'Is that even possible?''

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

A Cow Striptease

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

'Your barn door's open.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'What's that smell?'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"We need less cowbell!"

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Is it slop yet?'