Barnyard Believer Gifts

"I believe in eggs, and I think that you all believe in eggs, too!"

Angelic cow.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Cock A Doodle

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I always knew you'd come back."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'