Barnyard Dreamer Gifts

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Which came first, the chicken or the egg?'

Cock A Doodle

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Wine Lady

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Moo! OOM!

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Sick Rancher Humor

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Christmas Cow.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Sheep Ballast

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

A frightened woman running from a cow.

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'