Yard Dreamer Gifts

"The other lawn ornaments have asked me to tell you to get off the grass."

Wine Lady

Yardless: Please help

Cock A Doodle

Raining

Planting by the Moon.

Beginning Yarder.

Agricultural Psychology

"I always knew you'd come back."

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Weeds

Bonsai Exhibit

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Let's all be fairies.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Gone to seed.

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Exotic Garden'

Myspace then and now.

Leaves.

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'