Yard Dreamer Gifts

"The other lawn ornaments have asked me to tell you to get off the grass."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Wine Lady

Yardless: Please help

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Cock A Doodle

Raining

Planting by the Moon.

Beginning Yarder.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Agricultural Psychology

"I always knew you'd come back."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Weeds

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Bonsai Exhibit

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Let's all be fairies.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Gone to seed.

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

'Exotic Garden'

"Wow yes, it's a lovely garden, but I can only see flowers: not a carrot in sight..."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

Myspace then and now.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Leaves.