Barnyard Dreamer Prints

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Which came first, the chicken or the egg?'

Cock A Doodle

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Wine Lady

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Sick Rancher Humor

A Cow Striptease

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Moo! OOM!

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Christmas Cow.

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Sheep Ballast

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Rooster writes out 'Things to cock-a-doodle-do.'