Barnyard Believers Gifts

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Cow Show Tunes

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

Cock A Doodle

"I always knew you'd come back."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

'This is my mom and dad.'

"Can you milk a cow?"

"be-be-be-be"

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

Sheep

"And that, son, is where chickens come from."

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'Tender and Juicy.'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

The Weekly Poultry Reading was Short-Lived.

Barn Wedding