Barnyard Believers Pillows

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow Show Tunes

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"They’re real."

Cock A Doodle

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"I always knew you'd come back."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"Can you milk a cow?"

Sheep

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

'Tender and Juicy.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

"And that, son, is where chickens come from."

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"be-be-be-be"

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

Barn Wedding

The Weekly Poultry Reading was Short-Lived.

A frightened woman running from a cow.