Barnyard Observer Gifts

"No you can't borrow my eclipse glasses. I told you not to eat yours."

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Cow Striptease

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

Scrooge McCow

'I wonder if I can declare you as dependents on my income taxes?'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Playing game on Cow.