Barnyard Biker Pillows

Biker Chicks

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow Blue Arrows

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Cock A Doodle

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Moo! OOM!

Sick Rancher Humor

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Ham-Dram

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Christmas Cow.

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

A cow's bedside table.

Sheep

'Tender and Juicy.'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Sheep Ballast

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

A frightened woman running from a cow.

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"So how do we know if they've got this helium virus?"

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."