Barnyard Joker Pillows

'Well, I guess you might say that the operation was a failure, but the patient lived.

'They may well be chasing you, but there's not enough room for you to hide in here...!'

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Police Cow!

Sick Rancher Humor

Moo! OOM!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Ham-Dram

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

'Your barn door's open.'

Christmas Cow.

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'No. I insist. You first.'

'Is it slop yet?'

A cow's bedside table.

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

"We need less cowbell!"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Farm Humor.

Sheep Ballast

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."