Barnyard Jester Pillows

'Are you decent'

Well...dogs do it!

Sick Rancher Humor

"The fence is off Santa!"

"Gesundheit."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Police Cow!

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Christmas Cow.

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

A cow's bedside table.

'Tender and Juicy.'

Sheep

'Don't leave me hanging!'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

A frightened woman running from a cow.

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

Cow being clamped for milk.

'Cold hands, warm heart,' my ass, thought Bessie.

'The kids in the barnyard called me a 'turkey'!'

"You turned all night long!"

'Yes, Hawkins, I did tell you to never show your face around this farm again.'