Barnyard Jesters Pillows

'Don't leave me hanging!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Sick Rancher Humor

Police Cow!

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'Your barn door's open.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Scrooge McCow

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Is it slop yet?'

A cow's bedside table.

"We need less cowbell!"

Playing game on Cow.

'Abandon Sheep.'

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'This is definitely one of eight conditions.'

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."