Barnyard Chuckler Pillows

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'Cold hands, warm heart,' my ass, thought Bessie.

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'This is my mom and dad.'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'What's that smell?'

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Tender and Juicy.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"Sounds like a lot of 'EIEIO' to me!"

'No. I insist. You first.'

A cow's bedside table.

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Sheep

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

Sheep Ballast

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

Cow being clamped for milk.

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."